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Lunki and SikaLunki and Sikaare two Swedish filmmakers on a mission. Within a year they want to achieve the goal of getting their own TV-show in America. Guided by director Janne Widmark, every Monday they get a mission to complete and every Friday they must show a result. Artiklar
Don?t mention the C-word?
2010-10-26 22:21:00 If you run into Janne the Director, don’t mention curling to him. And for the love of God, don’t mention the scene from that Disney movie where Bambi is out on the ice…
R.I.P George Michael
2010-10-26 22:21:00 I have been to three different stores today and in each and everyone of them they have been playing sentimental George Michael ballads. Not the upbeat ones you expect them to play if it was his birthday or if he’d married Cliff Richard or something. No, just the sad and dull pathetic ones. Could only ... Mer om: Music
Breaking the Ice
2010-10-26 22:21:00 I am doing something for the first time tonight. No, not that. I am talking about curling. You know those blocks with handles you push over ice towards a bulls-eye area and the closest one to the middle gets points? No? Okay how about this? You know the sport you only see and hear about ... Mer om: Sport
Really? Microsoft funnier without Seinfeld?
2010-10-26 22:21:00 Yes, Microsoft IS funnier without comedian Jerry Seinfeld. And It really hurts to admit it. See for yourselves, here’s their commercial for Windows Phone 7.
Non je ne regrette rien
2010-10-26 22:21:00 I am getting sick and tired of Janne the Director blasting Edith Piaf on the stereo and pushing me off my chair telling me to “wake up!”, especially when I don’t understand why. I hear his “funny prank” (as he calls it) has something to do with Inception, so tomorrow I am going to the ...
DC-problem No.1: Overly Excited About ?That Facebook Movie?
2010-10-26 18:43:00 Oh crap? I have a huge DC-problem (Developed Country Problem). Sika and me is going to see The Social Network tomorrow and my expectations are WAY too high! It got David Fincher with an Aaron Sorkin script and the return of an actor I?ve been waiting years to see on the big screen again: David ...
When Slow Motion Doves Cry
2010-10-26 15:24:00 I saw a documentary about John Woo the other night and boy did it suck. They had Mr. Voice quickly sum up the director’s legendary Hong Kong years, from 1986 (A Better Tomorrow) to 1992 (Hard Boiled) with ?and he did a couple of cult movies? and the rest of the documentary was about how ...
?$#*! My Mom Says
2010-10-26 11:50:00 Okay, it?s like this. After about a year of blogging here at Lunki and Sika my 62-year-old mom finally found out last month. And it took me a month to explain what a blog is. Now that she [kind of] knows what it is she wants me to send everybody a message. In Sweden there ...
Top 13 List of Rich Dead Celebrities
2010-10-01 01:51:00 I found this list on Forbes.com and soon realized that Lunki wouldn’t even come close to this list since his fortune only consist of a Sonicare Toothbrush and a pair of noise canceling headphones, both gifts from our friends at Philips. Anyway, the last twelve months have been good to these thirteen dead celebrities. Money-wise ... Mer om: Michael Jackson , Andy Warhol
Stinking up the place
2010-10-01 01:51:00 The tan I got in Tunisia has settled to a light brown skin color. It looks great. But I am dying to find out what I can achieve next time we go there and hopefully stay longer. I haven’t used the chicha water pipe yet, but Janne the Director is coming over this weekend for ... Mer om: Africa
Milla Jovovich and Me
2010-10-01 01:51:00 I saw Resident Evil : Afterlife yesterday. Milla Jovovich in 3D is amazing! And sadly the closest I’ve come to a sexual relationship since Christmas. Yes, Santa’s lap counts.
Celebrities on the Beach
2010-10-01 01:51:00 I am back from my vacation in Tunisia and I already fantasize about being back at the beautiful beaches, enjoying the hot sun and all the adventure I experienced. Like when I met Big Baby from Toy Story 3. We ended up having a wonderful talk sitting in a boat on the beach; mostly discussing ...
The Racist Sweden
2010-10-01 01:51:00 Isn?t it typical? I go on vacation for a week and everything becomes topsy-turvy back in Sweden. A racist political party got 5.7 percent of the votes in Sunday?s election and became the fifth largest party in Sweden. Weird. More about this: (Swedish) Aftonbladet / Expressen / Dagens Nyheter
The Sika African Travel Story ? Part Five: The Butt Crack Sand
2010-10-01 01:51:00 Why is it every time you get home from the beach your butt crack is full of sand? I can just picture one grain of sand noticing you laying there minding your own business; spread out on a beach towel reading the latest Stephen King novel: “This way, he is preoccupied! To the crack! This ...
A Masterpiece of Pee and Poo
2010-10-01 01:51:00 Hello! Johnny the Intern here again! Here is the third and final chapter in the exciting story about my broken appendicitis and the race against time to get to a folk singer festival! As I told you last time I was told by the doctors that I needed to show them I could go to ...
The Sika African Travel Story ? Part Four: The Jalla Jalla Wedding
2010-10-01 01:51:00 My sister got married yesterday. I have been to quite a few weddings in Sweden but never a Tunisian one and there were some differences. It was really fast paced, the whole ceremony was in Arabic; I couldn’t understand a word, there were a lot of signing papers; and a lot of praying to Allah. ...
The King of Roasts is Dead
2010-09-30 18:23:00 44-year old comedian Greg Giraldo died today after an accidental overdose of prescription medication. First of all; what were you thinking Greg? Did you seriously try to pull a Heath? At least Mr. Ledger made Oscar-worthy performances AND slept with an Olsen twin before HE died. Second; dying on the same day as Tony Curtis? ...
The Man who said: ?Kissing Marilyn Monroe was like kissing Hitler? is now g
2010-09-30 12:42:00 My ringtone the last couple of years has been the theme to Knight Rider , but today I am changing it to the Persuaders theme. Rest in peace Tony Curtis. Even though you liked it hot I don’t think you’re going to hell. So no risk of you having to french Hitler again. Related Articles Actor ... Mer om: Marilyn Monroe
The Fake Jack Bauer
2010-09-01 15:55:00 Well, since Lunki was shot dead in Central Park a couple of weeks ago I haven?t had any reason to drop by the office now that Sika is the only one there. But last night he called me up and said that ?we have to talk? using his fake Jack Bauer-voice (he does that when ...
Grown Ups ? A Refreshing 16th Century View of Women
2010-09-01 12:34:00 If you ask me what I did this weekend I would say that I re-watched The Expendables. If you put a gun to my head I will have to tell the truth and admit that I actually saw Grown Ups. But in my defense: Just like The Expendables is a ?best of? – Grown Ups ...
We have Beards so we know Movies! Review: The Expendables
2010-09-01 10:42:00 Last night I went to see the action movie The Expendables. And it truly had everything I wanted and hoped I would get: The Action Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Randy Coutore, Steve Austin and Gary Daniels. Add a cameo with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis and I guess the only ...
Choose Your Weapon
2010-09-01 10:42:00 I am psyched about going to the movies tonight. Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables has pretty much every action movie star ever in it, and was described by co-star Dolph Lundgren as “an old-school, kick-ass action movie where people are fighting with knives and shooting at each other.” With quotes like that you know it’s going ...
Bloody Vampires!! That blond Swede Alexander Skarsgård sure is on a roll
2010-09-01 10:42:00 One of our favorite Swedes, Alexander Skarsgård is on a roll. Sure, he for some weird reason didn’t get to play The Mighty Thor in Marvel’s upcoming new movie franchise, but here’s three reasons he still can go to sleep with a big smile on his face. 1. He’s dating Kate Bosworth. 2. He co-stars ...
Gore, Nudity and Piranhas in 3D
2010-09-01 10:42:00 I usually hate remakes and make fun of them as often as I can, but there are exceptions. Piranha 3D is released this week and I really think it’s going to be awesome. With cool Ving Rhames, still hot Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss back in the water and Christopher Lloyd delivering lines like he’s Doc ...
The Non-Licensed Driver
2010-09-01 10:42:00 I spent this past weekend planning my new and unplanned solo career. I already look good but it can’t really hurt to look even better so I started an Atkins diet, cut my hair, trimmed my beard and shaved my chest. Then I sat down and got some hilarious ideas for new episodes down on ...
The Show Must Go On
2010-09-01 10:42:00 Ike and Tina Turner, Brooks and Dunn, Simon and Garfunkel. They have one thing in common; they have split up and gone their separate ways. And now it’s my turn. Since Lunki was gunned down while on vacation in Central Park, New York last week I am faced with the same challenge. Am I up ...
Tupac Lunki
2010-09-01 10:42:00 Lunki and Sika are not dead, hence this brand new episode wherein Lunki is forced to use his new Non-Offensive American Dictionary and Sika is left at the office, pissed off at Lunki.
The Vicious Rumor
2010-09-01 10:42:00 There’s a vicious rumor going on about us on the internet and I want to take this opportunity to nip it while it’s still hopefully in the bud. We are not dead. None of us. Not me. Not Lunki. Not Janne the Director. Not Johnny the Intern. It’s just that during the summer in Sweden ...
My Top Ten Favorite Lonely Movies
2010-09-01 10:42:00 I just realized that it?s not only Lunki that?s been absent from the office. Janne the Director and Johnny the Intern has also vanished. I?m not saying I?m lonely, but the last couple of weeks has inspired me two create my own Top Ten List of Movies about lonely people and/or people dealing with loneliness. ...
The Calm Pig Show
Mer artiklar från denna bloggen:2010-08-01 00:12:00 My house sitting days are over and I am back at the office. I am currently working on a new logo for the Lunki and Sika show. And since Lunki has been absent from the office a couple of weeks now I am totally doing it my way. The current logo really raises a couple ... 1-30, 31-60, 61-90, 91-120, 121-150 |
