Lunki and SikaLunki and Sika
are two Swedish filmmakers on a mission. Within a year they want to achieve the goal of getting their own TV-show in America. Guided by director Janne Widmark, every Monday they get a mission to complete and every Friday they must show a result.
Thrash for life!
After drinking a lot of wine released by bands; like the Motorhead wine, the KISS Zin Fire Zinfandel and Rolling Stones 40 Licks, I have found that the absolutely heaviest metal red wine has been released here in Sweden. It is a Cabernet Sauvignon named Slayer – Reign in Blood. The name is taken from from Slayer’s 1986 trash ...
Mer om: Music , Kiss
ANOTHER Top Ten Animal Movies Starring Me and My Loaded Shotgun
A year ago I posted a hugely popular list of animal movies wherein I cast myself as an actor, with a loaded shotgun as sidekick. To celebrate the anniversary of that blog post I have compiled a new list of animal movies which yet again stars me and my loaded shotgun. And as usual, don?t ...
Old News: Happy 500th Sylvester Stallone
Last year I wrote two posts about how “proof” had surfaced about Nicolas Cage and John Travolta being Vampires. Now, in related news, rumors about the true age of Sylvester Stallone has spread across the Internet. I mean, I knew he was old, but I had no idea he was old enough to pose for ...
Top 5 Wish List of Hologram Artists
During the 2012 Coachella Festival in California, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg performed together with a hologram version of the deceased hip hop artist Tupac Shakur. I wasn’t there but the YouTube video looked awesome. It seems resurrecting dead artist may be a new trend, since the rock band Queen also is going to do ...
Mer om: Music
Sweden?s Got Talent
These past weeks I have been following Britain’s Got Talent. And if you have too, you know there’s all sorts of dancing and magic going on in that TV show. I’m ambivalent about dance. On one hand, I love movies like Dirty Dancing and I would love to learn how to dance tango and how to ...
Mer om: Sweden , Magic
We have Beards so we know Movies: The Avengers (2012)
I just saw The Avengers. In 3D. And I loved it. I haven’t been this entertained at the cinema since me and Janne the Director went to see Fast Five a year ago. That time I predicted I would experience the manliest night of my life, with fast cars, adrenaline, sweat, fast cars and non-stop action. This ...
Mer om: Thor , Iron Man
The Lunki Happiness Diet (TLHD)?
Back in February I wrote about The Superpowers of an Old Fart. Since then I have realized that becoming old is not all sunshine. Old people also have a tendency to get fat. And since fat people are lazy and less worth as human beings it is something you want to avoid at all cost. The ...
Mer om: Popcorn
We are finally finished with the re-write of the pilot script we have been working on. It turned out five pages long which means we will have to speak in Gilmore Girls pace in order to get everything said in the three minute video we are making. But we’re up for the challenge. But before ...
Sitcoms I Would Love to See Made: Krueger Town
Move over Dexter, there’s a new serial killer in town. Freddy Krueger joins Courteney Cox in “Krueger Town”, ABC’s latest killer comedy. More Stuff I Would Love to See Made: Movies I Would Love to See Made: Big Momma?s House 3 Kids Shows I Would Love to See Made: SpongeBob Hoskins SquarePants Bands I Would Love to ...
RIP Levon Helm
Sometimes I hate social media. Sometimes I would like to be kept in the dark and not get instant news delivered to me. Sometimes I would love to have a bad news filter installed on the Internet. I just got this Facebook update from Levon Helm. Levon Helm passed peacefully this afternoon. He was surrounded ...
Mer om: Music , Cancer
FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 3)
Since Hollywood are great at making awesome sports movies that are based on true events, they should make one about one of the greatest soccer teams ever: FC Barcelona. To help them out, I have taken it upon myself to do the casting. Here is the third and final part wherein I present which actors I think ...
FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 2)
Yesterday I suggested that since Hollywood are great at making awesome sports movies that are based on true events, they should make one about one of the greatest soccer teams ever: FC Barcelona. To speed up the process and help them out, I have taken it upon myself to do the casting. Here is the second part ...
The Two Alexanders
Ultimate Fighting Championship, UFC, is an American mixed martial arts organization. They had their first event in Sweden this saturday in Stockholm, the capital of Sweden. Or as they said on the TV-show, the capital of Scandinavia. I didn’t have a ticket to the show, because the 15 428 tickets sold out instantly making it ...
Mer om: stockholm
FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 1)
Listen up Hollywood! You’ve delivered loads of great Sports Movies that are “based on a true story”, like We are Marshall and Soul Surfer. Oh, and wasn’t Alive about a rugby team that crashed in the Andes!? ..but I guess since it was more about cannibal action than actual sports moments, it doesn’t count.. But never mind, my point ...
Lunki is so proud of himself now that he solved the mystery actor in the Gevalia commercial case. He acts like he’d found Bin Ladin. But okay, I must give him props. When nobody seemed to be able to find out who the actor was, Lunki put on his Columbo trench-coat (his words, not mine) and solved the ...
Mer om: Sweden
Scoop: HE plays ?Johan? in the Gevalia FIKA Commercial
A moment ago I wrote about the mysterious actor who plays the Swedish character Johan in the U.S. Gevalia commercial. I couldn’t help myself, my curiosity was too strong, so I decided to channel my inner Columbo and solve the mystery myself. And believe it or not, I did! His name is Jon Prescott and he ...
Mer om: Sweden , Youtube , United States , Fika
What is Sweden: Fika
In Sweden we sure love our Fika or as it is called in other countries, Coffee Break. Sweden is one of the countries that drinks the most coffee. A big reason for that is my, Sika and Janne the Director?s consumption of this wonderful beverage. This morning I met up with Sika at his apartment to ...
Mer om: Johan
Movies I Would Love to See Made: Big Momma?s House 3 ? Bergman in da house
Martin Lawrence and Ingmar Bergman join forces in “Big Momma’s House 3: Bergman in da house” More Stuff I Would Love to See Made: Kids Shows I Would Love to See Made: SpongeBob Hoskins SquarePants Bands I Would Love to See Formed: Huey Lewis and the FOX News Sitcoms I Would Love to See Made: Sparks ...
Top 10 Patrick Swayze Movies
I hate that so many of my favorite actors have died before their time, like: Heath Ledger, 28 years old, accidental drug overdose. John Belushi, 33, accidental drug overdose. John Candy, 43, heart attack. Chris Farley, 33, accidental drug overdose. Andy Kaufman, 35. lung cancer. Corey Haim, 38, pneumonia. Carl ‘Alfalfa’ Switzer, 31, gunshot to the groin, and Patrick Swayze, 57, pancreatic cancer. ...
Catching a Girlfriend ? Step 3: Organized and Tidy
This year I have decided to get myself a girlfriend. And I’m using the tips and tricks that movies and TV-shows have taught me over the years. Oh, and I also google phrases like “How to get a girlfriend”. The Internet is actually a wonderful place to find usable and true information. In my 2012 ...
Mer om: Ingmar Bergman
Movie Memories: Squirm (1976)
I have collected movies since I was 12 (almost twenty-five years!), starting it all off with a bootlegged vhs copy of the horror movie Squirm which I hid from my parents and watched one time when I was home alone. I say “copy”.. it was more like a copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy.. but even though the quality was horrible, it still ...
According to The Metal Archives, Sweden is the country with the best heavy metal bands! And in this case “best” means “most”. We have 53,2 metal bands per 100 000 citizens, which is more than any other country in the world. Suck it, Norway! And as usual when it comes to Sweden there is only one thing ...
Mer om: Music , Umeå , In Flames
Trust No One
When everybody thought Spring had finally come, it started snowing like crazy here in Sweden . But even if that’s true I don’t expect you to believe me since today is April 1st. I don’t know what traditions other countries have, but here in Sweden we tell people a funny lie and as soon as they believe ...
An Angry Letter to Pete Doherty
Dear Pete, Yesterday you released a press release saying: ?Due to unforeseen circumstances Peter Doherty has had to cancel the coming three shows in Scandinavia; Helsinki, Umea and Gothenburg. Peter is extremely sad not to be able to perform to his fans in Scandinavia and hope to see them another time.? For fuck’s sake Pete! Which part ...
Mer om: Music , Sweden , Umeå
I hate when I don’t understand movies. It doesn’t happen that often, but when it does, it makes me feel stupid. I remember when it only used to be David Lynch movies that made me feel like I was the dumbest person in the world, and back then there was no Internet to help me ...
Mer om: New York , Idiot
Sh*t my Grandma says: Marriage
My 86-year-old grandma loves celebrity gossip and she always seems to find ways to reference them in our conversations. Like today when we talked about marriage: Her: Why aren’t you married yet? Me: I haven’t found the right one yet I guess. Her: Perhaps you’re sowing your wild oats like that George Clooney? Me: Grandma! ...
I might be the only person on Earth who has not seen KONY 2012. The 30-minute film is distributed on Youtube and Vimeo and has been called “the most viral video of all time” after reaching 100 million views in four weeks. The film was made to raise awareness about Joseph Kony, one of the ...
Mer om: News
The Dog Magnet
Sika is using his dog to try to find a girlfriend. Sure, the dog is cute, but I’m not sure he’s THAT cute. Sika has also started to bring the dog with him to the office. I’m not to happy about it since I’m super allergic. Tell me, why is it dogs seem to love ...
The D is back! And so are D and C!
This is turning out to be an awesome week. Not only did it start with me watching the awesome Hunger Games, it continues with two excellent news stories from Hollywood! And it was about time, I was afraid 2012 would be all about celebrity news items like “Who impregnated Snooki?” or “Angelina Jolie’s leg lands ...
Mer om: Music
Catching a Girlfriend ? Step 2: The Dog TrickMer artiklar från denna bloggen:
I?ve decided to get a girlfriend this year and I’m trying out all the tricks in the book. Not literally though.. I mean, I don’t have an actual book.. I’m not even sure what kind of book that would be. Perhaps a mix between Kamasutra and The Game written by Dr. Phil would be a good start? ...
1-30, 31-60, 61-90, 91-120, 121-150