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China Madness handlar om galna saker i Kina. CM visar att det ar möjligt att ta en tupplur var som helst, nar som helst, att det går att transportera precis hur myckets som helst på en cykel, och att det inte finns nåt slut på galenskaperna.
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God loves Chinglish
2008-12-29 17:28:00
Submitted by Shi Yina
A picture says more than 1000 words… or… maybe not…
2008-12-19 05:17:00
Submitted by Wise As
He actually makes it look pretty comfortable.
2008-12-17 22:57:00
Submitted by Wise As
Hail up the brails!
2008-12-17 22:57:00
Submitted by Shi Yina
The days of the Pyjama Gang may be numbered.
2008-12-17 22:57:00
China’s pyjamas police fight Shanghai’s daytime love of nightwear A local community in Shanghai has set its sights on one of urban China’s most intractable social problems: the wearing of pyjamas in public. The neighbourhood committee ? a volunteer outpost of the Communist Party ? in the city’s north-eastern district of Rixin has decided that wearing pyjamas in the street should be discouraged.”We’re telling people not to wear pyjamas in the street because it looks very uncivilised,” Guo Xilin, a local official, was quoted in local media as saying.In contrast to their leaders’ formal appearance at official functions, China boasts some of the most laid-back dressers in the world.Partly as a result of living at close quarters in city alleyways, especially since Chairman Mao flooded the rich suburbs with the rural poor, privacy is at a premium and inhibitions are loosened.In Shanghai, in particular, it is regarded as socially undesirable ...
How to make money in China the easy way…
2008-06-04 15:39:00
Millionaire mistook two-finger gesture Dressed as police, four knife-wielding men from Jixian, a county in Shanxi province, broke into a millionaire’s home with the intention of robbing him of two million yuan ($285,660). But, the robbers got 10 million yuan after the man misread the robber’s gesture of two fingers as 20 million. Wang bargained with the robbers for half the sum, fearing they would harm him and his family. The robbery is the biggest ever reported in Shanxi. The robbers were captured last month, and the money has been recovered. Chinese Business Morning View Don’t hire this guy if you want a good deal…
Not the place for a first date.
2008-06-02 02:01:00
Where’s my mouth? A restaurant where diners eat in complete darkness to experience blindness recently opened in Chengdu, Sichuan. Diners are led into the 700-square-meter restaurant in Dongdajie by waiters wearing night vision equipment. Eating in the dark, diners, most of whom are young people curious about the restaurant, have to eat bread, salad and rice fried with chicken with their hands. After they finish their meal and leave, as they adapt to the light outside the restaurant they may find their faces covered with food. China Daily
If he’s still not divorced I’d be surprised…
2008-05-29 16:57:00
Mistress makes the most out of philanderer’s IOU Xi, the manger of a company in Dongying, Shandong province, wrote an IOU for 100,000 yuan ($13,700) for his mistress, surnamed Pang, as a demonstration of his desire to divorce his wife and marry her instead. After he failed to divorce his wife, however, his relations with Pang soured. Enraged, Pang brought Xi and his wife Sun to court, asking them to hand over the promised sum. Last Thursday, the court ruled in Pang’s favor, ordering Xi to honor the IOU as there was no reason to believe it was invalid. Qilu Evening News That’ll teach him a lesson. Or two.
Chinese shoes are sometimes a bit “bu shoe-fu”…
2008-05-19 15:44:00
Submitted by Shi Yina
Not for fat hos.
2008-05-14 02:00:00
Submitted by Jc
Top 10 Things You Discover After You’ve Left China Part 2
2008-05-12 02:00:00
10. People only shout hello to you on the street if they actually know you. 9. Crazy things may actually have logical explanations. 8. There’s grass out there. And you’re allowed to walk on it… 7. Traffic lights mean something. 6. White lines separating lanes mean something. 5. Driving on the wrong side of the road is usually only performed by stunt drivers in films. 4. You don’t see people’s big, pink underwear hanging from trees when you walk down the street. 3. You don’t see dead chickens hanging on clothes lines when you walk down the street. 2. No one ever congratulates you on your skills of using knife and fork. 1. People still don’t understand you when you speak Chinese…
Top 10 Things You Discover After You’ve Left China Part 1
2008-05-08 02:00:00
10. You can fit your suitcase in the trunk of the taxi that picks you up outside the airport and the taxi driver doesn’t laugh at you when he sees the amount of luggage you have. 9. The taxi ride from the airport almost ruins you and you now understand why the driver can afford a big trunk for you to put your luggage in. 8. Every time you go to the supermarket in your underwear you get arrested and you can’t understand why. Isn’t this normal?? 7. You can see stars in the sky even though you live in a city. Yes, they’re still out there… 6. You get to use your legs more than your elbows when you go jogging in the city. 5. You are wondering why no one is staring at you and almost feel a bit insulted. 4. No one asks you anymore if you’ve had your breakfast, lunch, dinner yet. Boo hoo, where’s the love, people?? 3. People don’t assume that all you eat is bread. 2. When you report a crime to the police they don’t ask you for USD10...
Mer om: Cover
The unexplained division of the sexes…
2008-05-04 02:00:00
Submitted by Shi Yina
Find five faults
2008-05-02 02:03:00
Thief passes out among bottles A thief was planning to steal some bottled mineral water from a storehouse in Harbin, capital of Heilongjiang province, but was thwarted by drunkenness. He threw the bottles out of a window and then jumped out himself. However, in his drunkenness, he fell asleep below the window. When he woke up, he discovered that his head was stuck among the bottles. He cried for help, alerting a watchman, who handed him over to police. China Daily 5. He was drunk. 4. He fell asleep. 3. He got stuck. 2. He must have stolen more than he could possibly be able to carry otherwise he wouldn’t get stuck. 1. He stole water?! If you’re going to steal something, at least steal something that makes sense!
Mer om: Five
Poly Zlaza offers zoffices?
2008-05-02 02:00:00
Submitted by Shi Yina
Food can lead to sex reversal?
2008-05-01 09:39:00
Gotta love Chinese news reporting, especially the final conclusion in this article. Hen decides it would rather be a cock Chen, a resident of Fuzhou, Fujian province, has a hen that crows like a cock every morning. The hen had laid eggs until about a month ago, when it started crowing like a rooster. Zhang Hongxin, an agricultural expert, described the phenomenon as a sex reversal. Genes, hormones and food can lead some animals to change their sex. Zhang said it would be ok to eat such a bird. China Daily
Dr. Tan takes food sex to a whole new level.
2008-04-28 02:00:00
Cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana or tofu - what’s your score? Submitted by Jc
Not to use if you are fishing for a compliment.
2008-04-24 02:00:00
Submitted by Wise As
If there’s something strange in your neighborhood… Who you gon
2008-04-22 02:00:00
Bloody vision scares cabbie into the night A female taxi passenger was left bewildered and alone when her driver parked the car next to a graveyard and fled into the night. The woman, surnamed Wang, called police. The taxi driver, from Baodi in Tianjin municipality, said he thought she was a ghost because she had “blood” all over her face. “As I approached the graveyard on Sunday night, I braked hard. I looked back at the passenger and saw she had blood all over her face,” the driver, surnamed Li, said. “I was scared witless - thinking she was a ghost - so I ran away.” Wang said: “I was rummaging in my grocery bag looking at what I had bought when he braked suddenly. I had just opened a bottle of tomato sauce and it exploded all over my face.” China Daily
Chinese Chicken Race!
2008-04-20 02:00:00
Submitted by Mr. Moose
Hurdle runner has a few too many?
2008-04-18 13:52:00
Man falls five stories searching for toilet A man got so drunk last Thursday that he mistook a window on the fifth floor of his apartment building for a door — and stepped out into space. Li drank like a fish while having dinner with some friends that night. He was drunk by the time he returned home, and ended up walking out of the window while attempting to go to the toilet in his place in Shijiazhuang, capital of Hebei province, Zhao, his roommate, said. Li ended up breaking his legs and would have been in trouble if Zhao had not immediately called rescue workers for help. Shijiazhuang Daily / China Daily Hopefully he was too drunk to feel any pain!
Baby on board? Baby overboard??
2008-04-18 02:00:00
Nevermind the babies in the cars, what about the babies on the road?? Are they just abandoned like Moses? They look pretty independent though, because they seem to be able to feed themselves at least ….. Submitted by Rob from Tianjin
Extreme contrasts
2008-04-09 02:00:00
Submitted by Mr. Moose
Mer om: Extreme
Drying fish on a clothes hanger… why not?
2008-04-07 02:00:00
Submitted by Mr. Moose
If you’re gonna blow up your car, do it somewhere else!
2008-04-06 02:00:00
Submitted by Rick
When you need to buy some things…
2008-04-05 02:00:00
…this must be the place to go to.Submitted by Wise As
If you need to run from the ladies, go this way!
2008-03-30 11:20:00
Submitted by Shi Yina
The price for being taught a lesson.
2008-03-27 01:00:00
Beauty’s tale of woe a perfect distraction for thief A middle-aged man lost a wallet containing all his cash aboard a coach to Liaoyuan, Liaoning province, while he was chatting with a beautiful woman he had met on Monday. Soon after boarding the coach, Zhang Chao was so attracted to the young woman next to him that he chatted her up and then let her rest her head on his shoulder as she cried over a tale of broken hearts and lost love. After she got off, Zhang reached into his pocket for his wallet but found nothing but a sheet of paper with this message: “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” He called police for help. New Culture / China Daily
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